Newton in Romantic Mood
Universal law of Love:
” Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can
transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss
of money “
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First law of Love:
” a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play
and break the legs of the boy. “
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Second law of Love:
” the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the
boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or
decrement of the bank balance. “
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Third law of Love:
” the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and
opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping .”
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