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Main aur meri tanhai (in roommate version)

MailMan — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 05:06:58 +0000

REALLY GOOD ONE!! RATHER TRUE ONE?!!

Main Aur mere roommate
aksar Yeh Baatain Karte Hain
Ghar saaf hota to kaisa hota
Main kitchen saaf karta,tum bathrooom dhote
main hall saaf karta, tum balcony dekhte
Log is baat pe hairaan hote
aur us baat pe haste….
Main aur mere roommate ,
aksar Yeh Baatain Karte Hain

Yeh hara bhara sink hai
ya bartanon ki jung chidi hui hai
Yeh colour full kitchen hai
ya masalon se holi kheli hai
Hai farsh ki nayi design
ya doodh,beer se dhuli hui hain

Yeh cellphone hai ya dhakkan,
sleeping bag ya kisika aanchal,
ye airfreshner ka naya flavour hai,
ya trash bag se ati badboo
Yeh pattiyon ki hai sarsarahut
ke heater phirse kharab hua hai
Yeh sonchta hai roommate kab se gum sum -
Ke jab ke usko bhi yeh khabar hai
Ke macchhar nahi hai, kaheen nahi hai
magar uska dil hai ke kah raha hai
machar yaheen hai, yaheen kaheen hai !

Tond ( pet ) ki ye haalat, meri bhi hai, uski bhi,
dil mein ek tasvir idhar bhi hai, udhar bhi
Karne ko bohot kuch hai magar kab kare hum
Iske liye time idhar bhi nahi hai, udhar bhi nahi hai

Dil kahta hai Walmart se koi vaccum cleaner la de
ye Carpet jo jine ko zoonz raha hai, fikwa de
Hum saaf rahe sakte hai, logon ko bata dain,
Haan hum roommates hai – roommates hai – roommates hai
Ab dil main yehi baaaat, idhar bhi hai udhar bhi……

Enjoy The Killer Shayaris

MailMan — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 05:07:07 +0000

Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter …
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Waah! Waah!
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Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter …
Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 km Prati Litre .. !!

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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala …
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Waah! Waah!
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala …
“Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!”

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Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii …
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Waah! Waah!
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Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii …
Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !!

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Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ….
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Waah! Waah!
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Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana … Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. !

Zara Gaur Faramaiyega (hindi shero shayari)

MailMan — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 10:31:37 +0000

Please take timeout to enjoy some bekawaas & beetukee “sheer-o-shayaree” !!!

1)
Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter
Waah! Waah!
Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter
Waah! Waah!

Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 km prati Litre !!

2)
Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ….
Waah! Waah!
Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ….

Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii … !!

3)
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ….
Waah! Waah!
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ….

Didi Tera Devar Deewana…!!

4)
Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ….
Waah! Waah!
Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ….

Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon !!

5)
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ….
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ….
Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..

6)
Hotnon Pe “Haan” Hai ….Dil Mein “Naa” Hain
Hoton Pe “Haan” Hai ….Dil Mein “Naa” Hain ….
Shashi-Kapoor kehta hai : “Mere Paas Maa Hai ”

7)
Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai …
Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ….
Jaise Chhote Se Darwaaze Mein Bhens Phass Gayii Hai .. !!

Door se dekha to ayine ne kaha “beautiful beautiful..”
Door se dekha to ayine ne kaha “beautiful beautiful…”
Wah Wah , Subhanallah.
Jara pass jake dekha to ayine ne kaha ” April-Fool , April-Fool”

This is what we call SHUDDH HINDI

MailMan — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 05:25:57 +0000

Is Bus Male or Female (Hindi)

MailMan — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 06:31:54 +0000

Is BUS……… .male or female?

There is a classroom of some small children (5-7yrs),

With a genius boy ( Bablu ) and a smart one (Pappu).

The dialogue between the two and the teacher goes something like this:

Bablu: “Teacher, teacher! Is Bus male or female?

Teacher : Thinking…. …

Pappu: “Teacher, teacher! It is female”

Bablu : “Kyon?”

Pappu: “Kyon ki sab log uspe chadte hain.”

Teacher is pareshan. While Bablu gets in doubt.

Bablu: “Agar bus female hai aur sab uspe chadte hain to uske bacche kyon nahin hote?”

Teacher is more pareshan.

Pappu: “Kyon ki sab us par peeche se chadte hain.”

Teacher is now hiding her face.Bablu gets another doubt.

Bablu: “Maana sabhi peeche se chadte hain, but driver aur conductor to aagay se chadte hain. Phir bachche kyon nahin hote?”

Teacher is sweating as it is getting too much to handle.

Pappu replies : “Kyon ki who dono topi pehanke chadte hain.”

Teacher faints !!!!!!!

Champu ki KAHANI.. For All The Champus :-)

MailMan — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 09:30:41 +0000

Pareshaan thi Champu ki wife

Non-happening thi Jo uski life

Champu ko na milta tha aaram

Office main karta kaam hi kaam

Champu ke boss bhi the bade cool

Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul

Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline

Kaam to karwate the roz till nine

Champu bhi banna chata tha best

Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest

Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami

Onsite ke ummid main deta salami

Din guzre aur guzre fir saal

Bura hota gaya Champu ka haal

Champu ko AB kuch yaad na rehta tha

Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha

Aakhir ek din Champu ko samjh aaya

Aur chod di usne Onsite ki moh Maya

“Tum kyon satate ho ?

“Onsite ke laddu se buddu banate ho”

“Promotion do warna chala jaunga”

“Onsite dene par bhi wapis na aunga”

Boss haans ke bola “Nahi koi baat”

“Abhi aur bhi Champus hai mere paas”

“Yeh duniya Champuon se bhari hai”

“Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai”

“Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karunga”

“Tumhari tarah Ek aur Champu banaunga”

(WAKE UP CHAMPU)