hey say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it’s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank. ========================================== Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home & devil in bed.
As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, “Good morning, Boss. Happy Birthday!” And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day outside and it’s your birthday let’s go to lunch, just you and me.” [...]
Why do girls put red lipstick on their lips? To indicate that it is a wrong hole to put in. A man was carrying 3 babies in train, the lady sitting next 2 him asked: are these ur babies? Man: no, I work in a condom company & these are complaints. A sex expert was [...]
JUST FOR LAUGHS!!! Police arrested a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin? Man: I’m goin 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who’ll lecture at midnite? Man: My wife… ————————————————————————
Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
