Best Of Mails

There was a sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to a playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “I’ve kidnapped you.” 

  WIFE: “What would you do if I die? Would you get married again?” HUSBAND: “Definitely not!”

Sardar : I hav’nt slept all nite in the train. Friend :  Why Sardar : Got upper berth. Friend:  Whyu did’nt u  exchange Sardar : oye, there was nobody  to exchange in the lower birth >

A Mother had 3 virgin daughters.

Last night Harry and wife were sitting in the living room, talking about life… In-between, they talked about the idea of living or dying. He said to her: Darling never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state