GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD. PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that’s not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that? GIRL: Well, he kissed me. PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? ( The psychiatrist kissed the girl ) GIRL: ……Yes!
A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students the teacher asked,”Boy. what is your problem?” Boy. answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the third-grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!”
Is BUS……… .male or female? There is a classroom of some small children (5-7yrs), With a genius boy ( Bablu ) and a smart one (Pappu). The dialogue between the two and the teacher goes something like this:
Shaadi hone par ladkiyan maang me sindoor kyon lagati hain? socho? kyonki is-se ladkon ko pata chal jata h ki iss ‘plot’ ka bhoomi pujan ho chuka hai ————————————————————————————————–