Best Of Mails

Women’s Life is very Hard
Morning: Wash Clothes
Afternoon: Dry Clothes
Evening: Iron Clothes
Night: Remove Clothes
Mid Night: Search Clothes
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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing maths problems when his teacher asked him a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?”
“None,” replied Johnny, “cause the rest would fly away.”
“Well, the answer is four,” said the teacher, “but I [...]

1. When I was born, I was given a choice – A big dick or a good
memory. I don’t remember, what I chose.
2. A birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.”
The priest said, “What do you mean, almost?”
The Irishman said, “Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.”
The priest said, “Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You’re not to see [...]

Defense Attorney: What is your age?
Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?
Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch [...]