Some More married fun
hey say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it’s true.
As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.
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Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen,
artist in home & devil in bed.
But they get artist in kitchen,
devil in home & economist in Bed.
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Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill
does!
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* Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r
beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I’m blue. U r my
headache, one day I’ll kill u.
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant
with friends. You order what you want, then when you see
what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
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* Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins!
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary,
what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2
minutes
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