Sardarji jokes
Manager asked sardar at an interview : Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed : P-O-S-T-B-O- X.
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife : Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife : No! Why?
Sardar : In London a lady asked me R U a foreigner?
One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar : Any great man born in this village???
Sardar : no sir, only small Babies!!!
Lecturer : write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
Sardar writes, “Gandi was a great man, but I don’t know who is Jayanthi. “
When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Sardar shouted, “You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive.
Interviewer : just imagine youare on the3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar : its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!
Sardar : My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That’s an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White
Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: ” Bombay … Bombay “
Air hostess said: “B silent.”
Sardar: “Ok.. Ombay. Ombay”
Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?”
Sardar: “All are born on government holidays…! !!
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
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