Husband Wife jokes – Hilarious (Hindi)
1. Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai. Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai
… Paisa apka … Faisla apka …. Jaago Graahak Jaago !!!
2. “ Funny but true fact !! A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband, A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !! ..What do u say?
3. A Man before marriage is – Superman. After Marriage – Gentleman. 5 years Later – Watchman. 10 Years later – Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman.
4. Life me hamesha Haste raho,muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate raho… taki tumhe dekh kar hi log samaj jaye k tum… ” UNMARRIED” ho.
5. Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband – main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho…..
KHUSH RAHO
6. Why love marriage is better dan Arranged???? B’coz a “KNOWN DEVIL” is better dan an “UNKNOWN GHOST”.
7. Wife: main tumhari yaad mein 2O din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
HUSBAND: 2O din aur ruk jaao.
8. A man gave an add in Matrimonial column
“PATNI CHAHIYE”
He got 1000 replies all saying:-
“ Meri Le Ja…!”
”Meri Le Ja…!”
9. Husband to Hotel Manager: “Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai”
Manager: “What can I do?
Husband”Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai.”
10. Telling a lie is a
fault for a little boy,
an art for a lover,
an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man
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