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1. When I was born, I was given a choice – A big dick or a good
memory. I don’t remember, what I chose.
2. A birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature’s way of saying ‘No hard feelings…’
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men
-’don’t’ and ’stop’, unless they are used together.
6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
7. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner,
you’d better have a good hand.
8. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
9. Q: What’s an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
10. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the hole and she was happy with the thing.
11. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man’s life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn’t.
12. Despite the old saying, ‘Don’t take your troubles to bed’,
many men still sleep with their wives.
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