Why Do Men Pee Standing Up?
God was just about done creating man, but he had two
things left over in his bag and He couldn’t quite decide
how to split them between Adam and Eve.
He thought He might just as well ask them. He went
to Adam and Eve and showed them the first thing that
would allow the owner to pee while standing up.
“It’s a very handy thing,” God told them, “and I was
wondering if either one of you had a preference for it.”
Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged,
“Oh, please give that to me!
I’d love to be able to do that! It seems like just the
sort of thing a man should have.
Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!” On and on he
went like an excited little boy.
Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really
wanted it so badly, he could have it.
So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee
standing up. Adam was so excited he just started
whizzing all over the place first on the side of a rock,
then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried
to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away laughing
with delight all the while.
God and Eve watched him with amusement and then
God said to Eve,”Well, I guess you’re kind of stuck
with the last thing I have left.”
“What’s it called?” asked Eve. “Brains”, said God.
…….And now we know……..Why women have more brains
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