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Inspiring … Seriously. Joking so interestingly

Why do girls put red lipstick on their lips?
To indicate that it is a wrong hole to put in.
A man was carrying 3 babies in train, the lady sitting
next 2 him asked: are these ur babies?
Man: no, I work in a condom company & these are complaints.
A sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible
while running. No, he replied: women can run faster
with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.
Policeman arrested a prostitute.
prost: I’m not selling sex.
Police: Then what r u doing?
Prost: I’m selling condoms & offering free demo
Touch it gently, Put your finger inside, if hole is
big, put three fingers, rub it up and down gently..
That’s the right way of wash the glass!
Whats the difference btween a microwave oven and a
woman? A microwave oven doesn’t scream when u put a
piece of meat in it.

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