Funny One-liners
Here are some funny one-liners – some seen, some new –
1) The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
2) Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
Popularity: 2% [?]
7 Deadly Sins – make them a part of life…….
The identification and definition of the seven deadly sins has been a fluid process since their history
The deadly sins aka cardinal sins are designated by the Holy Bible to educate & instruct the human race. These deadly sins do not belong to any category of sins but they are the origin of the other sins..
Its been said that a person who commit these sins ” shall not inherit the Kingdom Of God “.
Popularity: 9% [?]
Story of Appreciation
One young academically excellent person went to apply for a managerial position in a big company.
He passed the first interview, the director did the last interview, made the last decision.
The director discovered from the CV that the youth’s academic achievements were excellent all the way, from the secondary school until the postgraduate research, never had a year when he did not score good grades.
Popularity: 5% [?]
Birthday Signs…
FORWARD ON TO PEOPLE THAT YOU THINK THAT WOULD GET A CHANCE TO KNOW ABOUT THEM BY THIS…!
January 01 – 09 ~ Bird
January 10 – 24 ~ Slug
January 25 – 31 ~ Cockroach
February 01 – 05 ~ Parasite
February 06 – 14 ~ Bullfrog
February 15 – 21 ~ Skunk
February 22 – 28 ~ Snake
March 01 – 12 ~ Ape
March 13 – 15 ~ Cockroach
March 16 – 23 ~ Slug
March 24 – 31 ~ Parasite
April 01 – 03 ~ Bird
April 04 – 14 ~ Snake
April 15 – 26 ~ Slug
April 27 – 30 ~ Skunk
May 01 – 13 ~ Slug
May 14 – 21 ~ Bullfrog
May 22 – 31 ~ Cockroach
June 01 – 03 ~ Slug
June 04 – 14 ~ Skunk
June 15 – 20 ~ Bird
June 21 – 24 ~ Ape
June 25 – 30 ~ Parasite
July 01 – 09 ~ Slug
July 10 – 15 ~ Bird
July 16 – 26 ~ Bullfrog
July 27 – 31 ~ Parasite
August 01 – 15 ~ Ape
August 16 – 25 ~ Slug
August 26 – 31 ~ Skunk
September 01 – 14 ~ Bullfrog
September 15 – 27 ~ Parasite
September 28 – 30 ~ Bird
October 01 – 15 ~ Ape
October 16 – 27 ~ Skunk
October 28 – 31 ~ Snake
November 01 – 16 ~ Cockroach
November 17 – 30 ~ Parasite
December 01 – 16 ~ Bird
December 17 – 25 ~ Ape
December 26 – 31 ~ Bullfrog
Popularity: 6% [?]
Very Important Message to All Mobile Users!!!
1 Egg, & 2 Mobiles
65 minutes of connection between mobiles.
We assembled something as per image:
Popularity: 7% [?]